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It's President Cardholder.

That's God Emperor Doe.

How did the most lovable character on the show turn into a massive badass? Answer: 24.

Death. By. Samson. That is all.

The bad-ass CCCP Russian with a terrifying obsession with large automatic weapons and ham sandwiches from the cartoony masterpiece of Team Fortress 2, by the one and only Valve, equipped with the Samson skewer and planets Hound dog. He also know how to play poker, majored in classic Russian literature, and his favorite alcoholic drink is a peach bellini. Weird...

The psychopathic, mute arsonist from Valve's hit mega multiplayer game "Team Fortress 2", with his last breath and flaming Attendant's cap and bow tie. On reflection, maybe it's better that he doesn't talk...

The tough as nails, one-eyed Scotsman with a penchant for bombs and pans, out of Valve studio's second iteration of the Team Fortress series, and given the Bioshock Infinite promo, blind justice, and a sunbeams Glengarry Bonnet. Lost his eye to the magical "Bombinomicon", owned by Merasmus the magician, who happens to by the Soldier's roommate. Go figure.

The fast-talking, sharp-witted, caffine-addicted Bostonian straight from the critically acclaimed TF2 from the internet's favorite Valve, decked out in his fast learner and Vivid Plasma Hermes hat. Wins the prize for most obnoxious, quick-witted character in any Valve game. Ever. And that's saying something. Wheatly.

The gung-ho, war machine of rockets and jumping and apparently gardening, from Valve's famed HL2 mod, TF2, complete with fancy dress uniform and orbiting fire Armoured Authority. "If fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must die!"